Today is not Sean Rodriquez’s birthday! His birthday was Saturday. Forgetting Sean’s birthday is a new blaix dot com tradition!
Sean is going to be the teacher you want to eat lunch with. The one you don’t mind making eye contact with at the grocery store. The one you hunt down first at your ten year class reunion. I know this. I have seen it in my palantir.
I do not have a picture of Sean because Sean is a phantom.
Happy birthday, Sean!
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Happy Birthday, Sean! Next year the tradition will be broken!